Until you can be more responsible.
I think this might be the most awkward agreement to dissolve an engagement, ever. What came next? Awkward silence? That moment when you say, “Wait a minute. . . did we just. . . break up?” (Beat.) “I...
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We’re kicking off this week with another comic by “O”! Break ups are never easy. Even if it’s what you want. But sometimes, they’re just freaking weird. (click to enlarge) Is this bribery? An attempt...
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Big news today! I am happy to announce that Things My Ex Said: the Cabaret will premiere in Glasgow this May! Produced in association with The Royal Conservatoire of Scotland, we’ll be lighting up the...
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Ew. Put on your hat. I can still see your stupid face. …But that’s just my knee-jerk reaction. Reasons why I’m single?
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Fatalistic, much? Listen, honey. It’s me or solitude for the rest of your life. Peace out. Got a stupid ex? Want to see his or her quote up here in anonymous infamy? Submit your quote to...
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